Hi guys im typing with my eyes rn because im in the cockpit of the aircraft it is hard i cannot type properly i will post more soon we are close to bombing the target brb
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Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 2 weeks ago
Hi guys im typing with my eyes rn because im in the cockpit of the aircraft it is hard i cannot type properly i will post more soon we are close to bombing the target brb
Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 2 weeks ago
Hello guys, great news! i got sent to a new temporary AIR platoon!
You might be asking what happend while i was gone, well, the city was taken! the Mechanoid battalion decided to pull back and defend the Cipo capital, a Minor nation inside the former Vrasiat, and now they are sending me and some people from my group to pilot a fighter fleet, a risky mission, but this could change the course of the war, since 148 has been losing recently, these recent victories mean a lot, i'm going to pilot a Trare-type Fighter-bomber, alongside other people from the penal battalion!
The meanest Aircraft the 148 Brigade could get their hands on, we are going to bomb the coast of Zhrat 3 and then head near the East-Asian Detachment brigade, then they will hide our planes there
some Deadlifters and High orbit crafts will be shot down today, and these fucks from the 11th brigade will pay, ill let you guys know when i get in the airport, heard we are going to take off from countryside
Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 3 weeks ago
Hey guys! im alive!
Its been what? 8 hours?
We took a great part of the forest and the city, i'm currently stationed with matvei and the others that were left alive, a lot happend, we managed to survive and actually win the battle, but its not over yet, on the other side of the town some of the main army forces are taking ground, we are stationed inside a city block, i haven't seen Ashley or the others since we ended up splitting camps but i know she is fine, Artillery got less worse now thankfully, but i can still hear the fighting and marching robotic moving sounds in the horizon, Matvei took a few spoils of war, like a mechanoid torso hes carrying in his backpack!
my group was about 100 people, more than half managed to survive! this is the highest number we got so far honestly
a old man from one of the buildings offered his services to make a big soup, im sitting in a fallen tree with the others, the food tastes somewhat nice, he told us that his son is fighting in inner vrasiat and his daughters fled the country, I heard that Pavia isn't also in great affairs with the Vrasiat brigade war, but then, i wouldnt be surprised, back home a war even if it happend to someone else it affected us all, i still remember when i first saw Haggert village being slaughtered by those landshark fucks, after their invasion not only everyone was fucked but the rain season started, flooding so much of the coast and the other neighboring kingdoms, then our neighbor decided to invade, Principality of Meelbrow, funnily enough they were a part of Greater Ariette, just didn't keep the name because of their ideas being different from ours, they were not Calial's people afterall, they originated from the far west, you could see in their fur and horns, Black horns, i don't know what happend after they invaded since i woke up in this shithole, but hey at least i made friends, its been a while tho, probably five months since ive been in this place? Geez... Also their language is so different from mine, but then they injected something in me that made me basically understand what they say, kinda, well its complicated, it was shortly before they trialed me to be in the Prisioner Deadlifter that crashed after being used to take Sworit-12 down
Hey! its been a few minutes, i forgot i havent posted this,
More of our guys managed to get weapons from the dead enemies and a lot of things that can help us, a ton of medical equipment was left untouched, since mechanoids dont need it, they are robots afterall
but yeah, 11th of may, 4047, today we will take this town for once and for all, at least i hope so.
i'll let you guys know what happens later tonight, i have a guard duty and soon we are going to do a skirmish on a storage factory with disabled mechanoids, maybe our mechanics can steal some of them and maybe some tanks, after we are done with it... also(again)! we are going to use Horse-drawn chariots with machineguns on their backs, they look pretty old but its actually very nice to see theres horses in this area, usually they would get zebras to do the job, maybe its just a way to show off, but yeah enough talking, i'll see you guys later!
Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 3 weeks ago
Damn bastards thought they could just sally out while everyone slept, but alas, the brigade brought big guns to their fight
also Ashley and her fireteam were just across the Tyr river, so we met up and they came to our help, ended up finding out a few hours later castle Hago got finally invaded and the stationed troops were captured or dead, i managed to kill a few even tho i only had 8 bullets for my choke-revolver and my sword Arita
most of them died like cowards, granade explosions and artillery made quick deal of the castle, since the besiegers had set up also an artillery piece across the Tyr river, which the Canine battalion made use of it, even tho they are mostly used for expendable battle charges, now i''m currently stationed at Saint Joshua's 18-2 trench at the frontlines, Ashley and the other canines are going to charge with us, i hope she makes it out, we could hear the moans of undead, mechanoids and chants of the enemy soldiers, i would be lying if i said we arent scared, their artillery is cutting us down closer and closer and it seems like the officers want to do a early charge with me in it as the spear head, while yes i managed to find powder weapons with Matvei back in Hago, it wasnt enough for all the battalions, a lot of us are going to use our knives, farm tools and swords, and that wouldnt be different for me, they were nice enough to give me a Ari-7 rifle, since i'll be leading the 1st squadron of charge, togheder with the canine battalion and pioneers, we are probably going to die if we dont take care
life in this place sucks, but it wouldn't be any different back home, pike and shot, mounted knights, everything here kinda feels alike but alien in a way, they dont ride horses very often but prefer zebras, the mechanoids are like our wierdgangers in terms of them just being almost mindless, the only difference is that they are more deadly and go in formation with weapons, Artillery also seems more effective, i cant really tell how it works but surely its not swab bucket and worm, they just shove a big bullet in and kaboom, it goes, and then its ready for another one...
But man oh man, i do miss Gloot and my other friends back there, i wonder how they are doing? i wonder if Ariette is still around in this period, but i haven't really bothered to ask
As i'm typing this i just saw 5 guys screaming at the officer saying its suicide... well go figure dumbass, we are in a penal battalion, we are expendable also, they are getting calmer, but ones crying, i mean...while yes we are in a penal battalion, many of us are only here because they couldn't afford to pay rent or just were aganist the old government rules of Vrasiat, which we are currently fighting... go figure i guess, i never really understood their politics, afterall i literally woke up in the middle of a battlefield after i laid down back home, i still remember on how we actually just fought a siege, just like yesterday, but you know... they didn't had any of these modern weapons and stuff, it was purely sword and spears... and bows, not much different but surely was less confusing, at least for me, felt a bit harder than what we do now, i was with the Black company after the battle, i ordered them, we were soldiers of fortune and we were good at it - shit, an artillery shell just hit the trench, i think it almost hit Yuva, i'm not going to bother checking, or else they will think i'm deserting, but i can hear the screams, oh fuck, the officer its saying its time, if i manage to survive this i'll let you guys know, Matvei is reading up our weapons and flag, bye guys
Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 3 weeks ago
GUYS, I ENDED UP SLEEPING NEAR CASTLE HAGO WHERE THE 148 BRIGADE WAS SETTING A SIEGE AGANIST 11TH BRIGADE AND STURGEON FORCES AND I DECIDED TO SLEEP THERE WHILE LOOKING FOR LOGISTIC EQUIPMNT AND NOW THEY ARE DOING NIGHT SORTIE THEY JUST KILLED GOG AND NOW ARE SHOOTING AT US ICANT TYPE ANY FURTER I LET KNOW LATER BYE
Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 3 weeks ago
Hey guys, i was travelling the demilitarized plains with Matvei in search of logistics equipment for the penal battalion aganist the mechanoids from vrasiat's main governamental army and i just saw the 191st Canine battalion deploying near a farm-field, i think they are working with the 147th sub-engineer-brigade for tomorrow's great advance, they were also dancing with firecamps and commemorating about something, couldn't quite tell what tho, i'll try to ask Ashley later and let you guys know what happens
on a side note, The only weapon i got on myself is Arita (my favorite double handed sword) and a Choke-Revolver , all the other Firearms they gave us broke or the idiots lost them in the field, if anyone knows how i can get supplies for tomorrow please let me know, 148-2 Bulhanerists might have some spare close quarters weaponry but i don't want to deal with fucking cultists
Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - 3 weeks ago
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Posted by CasperTheRamKnight - April 24th, 2025
if anyone wondering what happend since my last post heres a rundown
i woke up in gnomeisland after the ship got sunk, i ate a gnome that knew how to do math so i just built a raft with the gnome's knowledge that i consumed to go back to the sea with my coconut friend
there was food there but i just decided to eat the gnome... its about sending a message
then i found a pirate boat and stole it from the crew, now im back home, also it sunk again because the rats ate the wood after i landed in port